
Poor Aly McClaire,
Balancing her chair,
Fell back on her head,
And internally bled! |

Poor Cathy Rommet
Made herself vomit
All nutrients away
Till she collapsed one day! |

Poor Jacki Lindlow
Leaned 'gainst the window
Without apprehension
Causing her ascension! |

Poor Krissy Ludlow!
She really liked blow!
When too much she snorted,
Her life was aborted! |

Poor Heather Hockett,
While fixing her socket,
Encountered a large spark,
And her eyes went dark! |

Poor Jessica Snape!
She beheld the tape
On which a ring appeared,
Bringing death she had feared! |

Poor Stephy McGrath!
While taking a bath,
An aneurism struck,
Leaving her out of luck! |