Poor Aly McClaire,
Balancing her chair,
Fell back on her head,
And internally bled!

Poor Cathy Rommet
Made herself vomit
All nutrients away
Till she collapsed one day!

Poor Jacki Lindlow
Leaned 'gainst the window
Without apprehension
Causing her ascension!

Poor Krissy Ludlow!
She really liked blow!
When too much she snorted,
Her life was aborted!

Poor Heather Hockett,
While fixing her socket,
Encountered a large spark,
And her eyes went dark!

Poor Jessica Snape!
She beheld the tape
On which a ring appeared,
Bringing death she had feared!

Poor Stephy McGrath!
While taking a bath,
An aneurism struck,
Leaving her out of luck!